Ohno Not-Again

Being the death of Russell's characters 1-7.

magine the scene, a party of brave adventurers on a forest path, they hear a large group approaching, so they hurriedly leave the path and conceal themselves in the forest undergrowth. A group of thirty or so evil looking elves come into view, Russell, the cleric, stands up and fires a sling shot at the elf leader. The shot hits the elf a solid blow on the head, he turns, sees Russell orders his men after him. Russell bravely enters hand to hand combat with the elves, wielding his trusty sling.

Russell dies!

The party, having been captured by the evil elves, are sent on a mission to recover some mistletoe. They are joined in their quest by a cleric, named Russell. Unfortunately(?) the cleric falls gracefully down a pit which has water at the bottom. The cleric makes a heroic attempt to save himself but neglects to remove his armour, he drowns.

Russell dies again!

The party joined by another cleric, having just cleared out most, if not all of a building. In one room they find an altar to a demon, and some unholy robes and symbols. The cleric puts on the robes, picks up a symbol and attempts to summon a demon. The rest of the party runs away.

Russell dies horribly!

Yet another cleric joins the brave adventurers(yes, Russell again). Seeing gold and cobwebs in a room he dashes for the treasure in a bid for personal gains, he is surprised by the spider. After a long battle the spider expires having poisoned the cleric.

Russell dies horribly, oh so horribly!

A fifth cleric combines his forces with those of the surviving party members, and in their next encounter Green Slime falls on the cleric. Despite the valiant attempts of Dramboard(the fighter) to chop it off(Green Slime/ clerics leg/ clerics head) the Green Slime eats the cleric.

Russell dies gooey!

The sixth character didn't manage to become a member of the party (who are still struggling along despite such loses of clerics). Russell lost the character sheet so he is missing, presumed dead.

Russell dies mysteriously!

A ranger, named Ohno Not-Again, joins the adventurers(even Russell can't kill off a ranger?). The inn looked inviting to all but the ranger decided to leave his companions to go in search of his pet hawk which had flown off. After much searching he gives up and decides to spend the night in the garden of a Druid. An assassin comes to kill the Druid. In the fight that followed only one person died.

Russell dies stupidly!

More to follow (after all, only six sessions have been played)

Signed : The Lads