The Demise Of Wedgie

nce upon a time there was a Wedgewood saucer named Wedgie. Now Wedgie got around a bit, you know lots of girls, such as Elma the breadboard. Off course he loved 'em and left 'em so broke many hearts and made many enemies.

One day, after another torrid affair, this time with Tina the tin pan, he was just being dried up, when he slipped from the tea towel and fell crashing to the cold, hard floor where he smashed into a thousand tiny pieces.

Well Wedgie died horribly and all the other boys on the plate rack were really happy to see the end of him and his girl chasing but the girls mourned him until the next drying up.