Kayrot The Carrot

nce upon a time there was a pickled onion called Adrian, who one day while walking along the vegetable shelf, he met a carrot called Kayrot.

Kayrot did not like Adrian and so hit him over the head with a baseball bat and stole his shoe laces.

As the poor pickled onion was now bashed into the work surface Kayrot felt sorry for him and went to bed with him. They had long, hard and passionate sex all night.

When morning came, Adrian pickled onion was depressed and so needed picking up. So Kayrot went and found some grass, from the garden. After this when Adrian was really happy, Adrian said hello to Kayrot and went and jumped off a cliff.

The End.