The Hobbit song.

ello, I'm the Hobbit,
the man with hairy feet.
My friends all think it's horrid
but my girlfriend thinks I'm sweet.

I wear black clothes and glasses
and I jingle all the time
'cos I've got lots of bangles
'cos I bought twenty-nine.

I play with my computer,
it's called, "you heap of junk".
I run a game called "Conquest"
and argue when I'm drunk.

If you ever see me,
come up and say "Hello,
are you the hairy Hobbit?"
and I will answer,

"NO!"

Tasty G.G.